I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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