you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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