Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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