Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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