I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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