Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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