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(585): View more from New York

you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.

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(818): View more from California

All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Hows that studying goin for you?

(1-505): View more from New Mexico

I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil

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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men

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(516): View more from New York

Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud

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