My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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