u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize
