My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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