yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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