I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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