Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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