White coat. Heels.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Randomize
