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I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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