Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
