Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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