remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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