matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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