the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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