im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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