The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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