We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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