Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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