# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
if only i could text you this smell
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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