Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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