you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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