His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
last night I used snow as a chaser
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
