I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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