So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Randomize
