I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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