I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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