i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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