Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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