Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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