Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize