thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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