there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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