Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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