My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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