fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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