i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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