I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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