I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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