Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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