I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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