"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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