White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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