I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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