Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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