I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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