Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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