Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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