Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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