one two three fourrrrnication!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
What a dumb baby whore.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
